The things you do to distract yourself 
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Verstößt eigentlich Schnuppern an Flaschen oder die Reste der Rumkugeln von Weihnachten gegen die Dry January Regel?
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Auf jeden Fall… jegliches Genussmittel 
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Don Papa darfst also… ist ja mehr Qual als Genuss
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Glaub ich habe irgendwo noch ein A.H.Riise Sample das ich mal bei einer Bestellung mitbekommen habe.
Das geht ja dann wohl auch 
O.k. dann verbanne ich die Frau bis Februar auch mal aufs Sofa.
Danke für den Hinweis 
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und ich dachte immer es heißt
" Happy Wife Happy Life but
No Wife Happier Life"
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DAY 5/31 - You can`t always get, what you want…
I am lazy today, therefore no further ramblings. However, to get rid of the weak sheep, some encouragement to leave our little flock:
– to be continued –
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Blame Canada! 
(that’s a South Park reference) 
(Edit: just to be clear, Canada Dry is one of the worst ginger based drinks out there)
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Day 5. You’ve been a good boy all week. Here’s a virgin cranberry-ginger mojito.
Enjoy your alcohol-free weekend everyone. Mine’s not that bad. I have to work tomorrow and Sunday
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You seem to be a workaholic, so may be you should rather think about doing a working-free january 
Sorry Tom, I couldn’t hold that one back… I hope you enjoy your weekend anyways 
Your drink looks awesome!
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Working every other weekend is part of my job 
The downside is working weekends the upside is more time off during the week (most of the time)
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DAY 6/31 - “Nothin’ to do, nowhere to go-oh, I wanna be sedated” (© Ramones)
Welcome my little lambs to our first weekend without fun (aka booze)!
As you might all be aware of, the internet is a real treasure trove. So I took it upon me and excavated some real “Dry January Gemstones” for you:
3rd place: “I’ve only added an extra cup of tea after dinner…” (https://www.reddit.com/r/DryJanuary/comments/18z4kqi/anyone_else_peeing_a_lot/)
2nd place: “I had to find other things to do with my evenings, like a normal healthy person.” (https://www.reddit.com/r/DryJanuary/comments/rse8lz/i_fucking_hate_dry_january/)
1st place - and the Pulitzer Prize goes to: https://www.reddit.com/r/DryJanuary/comments/18z8nes/sex_drive_is_up/
Now you know, why “I wanna be sedated”.
– to be continued –
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Figured I’d use this time to train my nose to articulate my impressions better. Big mistake, the first note in the nosing kit was the fragrance of bananas. Craving some of that Jamaican hogo now.
PS: Too much rum retail therapy happening, many bottles to be opened in February. The struggle is real here fellas
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That might be the reason why my wife tries to convince me NOT to do dry january
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Ich würde mich jetzt nicht als suchtgefährdet beschreiben, aber so ein Freitagabend ohne Dram ist schon auch echt doof
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Agreed
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Oh Gott, ich hätte eben im Restaurant beinahe gedankenlos einen Verdauerli geordert … 
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“Pöser Pube, Du…zu Poden mit dem Purchen” (Zitat aus dem Film “Das Leben des Brian”)
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Die Macht der Gewohnheit. 
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